|Finding the perfect tree.|
- If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before become the center of attention. If you leave, you may never see them again.
|Hanging his favorite ornament--a moose from Maine!|
- Same for pies. Apple, pumpkin, mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have 2 apple and one pumpkin. Always have 3. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
- Fruitcake. Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all costs. I mean, please! Have some standards!