Here's an article chronicling the "worst restaurant" names in the country. I don't know all of them are that terrible--just a little strange and unfortunate. My favorite: Crapitto's Cuccina Italiana in Houston. Even if it is a family name, do you really want to have a restaurant called "Crapitto's"?
Do you know of any other restaurants with lousy names? Hooters comes to mind--although it makes sense. There's a billboard in Rehoboth Beach for Hooters with the requisite busty gals on it and a big notice that "Kids eat free on Tuesdays!". Just kind of cracks me up.