OK. I have a confession to make. I periodically buy frozen White Castle hamburgers. They're nutritionally horrible, expensive (I only buy with a coupon), but God, they're tasty. They're tiny, so you have to eat a bunch to make it worth-while and, because they're heated in the microwave, you have to eat them fast or the buns start to get hard. I think there's some conspiracy between the White Castle company and cardiologists.
Now to top it off, inside the box there is a little insert that asks the question, "What does a true CRAVER eat on the HOLIDAY?" (As a side note, they end this sentence with a ".", not a "?", which drives me NUTS!!! It's a question, people!) Anyway, the answer to the question is: White Castle Turkey Stuffing!
Now, really, how strange and delicious must this be? So here's the recipe:
WHITE CASTLE TURKEY STUFFING
10 White Castle hamburgers, no pickles
1 1/2 cups celery, diced
1 1/4 tsp ground thyme
1 1/4 tsp fresh sage
3/4 tsp coarse ground black pepper
1/4 cup chicken broth
In a large mixing bowl, tear the burgers into pieces and add diced celery and seasonings. Toss and add chicken broth. Stuff cavity of turkey just before roasting. Recipe makes about 9 cups (enough for a 10-12 pound turkey). Note: Allow 1 hamburger for each pound of turkey, which is the equivalent of 3/4 cup of stuffing per pound.
Please, someone make this and tell me if it's any good. I has to be, right?